Come Christmas and just someone stops you at work to say "Hear this one: why was Santa's helper in depression?" When you give up, your friend replies "because he had low elf-esteem!" and then everyone's in splits. That is the sway Christmas jokes have on those who get to hear them. Oftentimes, the whole festive season leaves people stressed out after days of planning, shopping, cooking and inviting people to parties. So at parties, people crack Christmas jokes to keep up the sagging energies and spirits of everyone, especially the hostess, who has had to work really hard. There are jokes about Santa Claus, Mrs Claus (!), about reindeers, snowmen, snowflakes, chimneys, mistletoe, elves and anything else that can be related to Christmas. All those jokes are meant to take the whole festive season in a lighter vein and to remember that no festive season is complete without a laughter and good natured way of poking fun. Here are some timeless as well as some contemporary jokes on Christmas.
Adult Christmas Jokes
Everything is flaccid and more delightful; the festival waves a magic baton all over the world. The jingling of bells, white snow, and festive spirit all signify the arrival of Christmas! It represents the birth of Lord Jesus Christ and is celebrated with much magnificence and grandeur across the globe.
Christmas One Liner Jokes
The first image, which comes to our mind when we think of Christmas, is a home filled with cheerful people, with laughter spread all over and a party at full swing. Christmas enthralls us all in a state of happiness and the festive fervor. It is a season that you don't want to miss in your lifetime.
Funny Christmas Jokes
Christmas is that one special day of the year which is set to celebrate the birth of Christ. It is celebrated with high spirits in various parts of the world. It is the occasion to spread joy and cheer and also the perfect time for the families to gather and party.
Kid's Christmas Jokes
Kids have a ball during Christmas with their friends and cousins coming over and the winter snow giving them lots of ideas for creative endeavors. They get to play lots of games and have fun outside but the winter chill also means that they have to spend time in the warm interiors.
Santa Claus Jokes
Christmas is the day to end our wait for that Mr.Fatman who in his white and red robes gives us gifts and we call him Santa Claus. Over the years Santa Claus or Father Christmas as famously called, has become a legendary figure that brings gifts to children during the evenings or early hours of the Christmas Eve.
Short Christmas Jokes
Christmas is a time when excitement is in the air and people are in the holiday mood. The festivities start many days prior to Christmas Eve and carry on till the end of the holidays after which people reluctantly get back to their daily work routine.
If there are sugary sweet carols, there have to be some sweet and sour jokes to equalize the flavour, right? Enjoy humor with some very Christmassy jokes.