Adult Christmas Jokes

Everything is flaccid and more delightful; the festival waves a magic baton all over the world. The jingling of bells, white snow, and festive spirit all signify the arrival of Christmas! It represents the birth of Lord Jesus Christ and is celebrated with much magnificence and grandeur across the globe. The festival heartily welcomes a new, prosperous year ahead. The occasion is meant to begin a new today hoping for an optimistic and vibrant future with a positive kick-start. The day is not meant for just being happy, but also distributing the happiness with all your family, friends, and relatives. Making a person laugh is not an easy job, for that you need to be well armed with hilarious jokes for the occasion. Don't you think so? Here is the collection of funny adult Christmas joke, which will promise to spread laughter at the moment.

Hilarious Christmas Jokes For Adults

Q - What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A - Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Q - Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A - They both drop their needles!

Q - What's Christmas called in England?
A - Yule Britannia!

Q - What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A - Thanks, I'll never part with it!

Q - Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
A - Because a little water ends both of them!

Q - What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A - A pineapple!

Q - What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
A - Platform shoes!

Q - What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A - I'm going out tonight!

Q - What happens to you at Christmas?
A - Yule be happy!

Q - How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A - About a wick!

Q - What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
A - Freeze a jolly fellow!

Q - What party game did Jekyll like best?
A - Hyde and Seek!

Q - Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone?
A - A dog ate him in the hall!

Q - What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing?
A - Hope they were going as a fancy dress party!

Q - Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
A - It was a moth ball!

Q - How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
A - Chick to chick!

Q - Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
A - It was a scream!

Q - Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers?
A - It went with a bang!

Q - What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
A - Fancy a bite?

Q - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
A - He had no body to go with!

Q - Knock Knock
A - Who's there?

Q - Mary
A - Mary who? Mary Christmas!

Q - What did one Angel say to the other?
A - Halo there!

Q - How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
A - "A furry merry Christmas & Happy new year"!

Q - What do elephants sing at Christmas?
A - No-elephants, no elephants!

Q - What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
A - Best vicious of the season

Q - What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
A - Cross mouse cards!

Q - How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A - A merry Christmas to ewe

Q - What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
A - ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!